locked-in-the-storage-closet:

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT THANK YOU 

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(Source: nocaptainmatt)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”